The 3 B's

1 boredom
2 beer
3 bronzer

so, tonight...i came home...the OA had to leave for work...the kiddos were playing nicely...obviously tired...early bed time for them...i had a Bosco's brewed beer off the tap in my fridge...beautiful evening...so i innocently poured a beer...i cannot resist a beer in the early summer evening...

i think...hmmm....didn't i see my bronzing cream from last summer under the sink this morning...YES...i just said last summer...not only was it a train wreck that i cried over for a week last year...i kept it...i guess...for moments just like tonight...sigh...as i began applying this...orange foam...that i purchased from the local wal-mart store...my phone rang...

it's solar...funny...i was just laughing in my head at how she would disown me for such shenanigans...she wanted a lecture on how i would give anything to be bored...

hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm...i had to laugh...well, i begin: i just put last year's nasty orange foam all over my body...i am having a beer...and the kiddos are almost ready to go to bed...

i would love to have given the whole...you-really-need-to-have-a-kid-lecture...but i just couldn't...the kiddos were too well behaved...boredom did in fact set in this lovely summer evening...NOW...if solar lived closer...we could be bored together...i am guessing instead of applying nasty orange foam in streaky ADD fashion...we would instead...sip some wine...and she would hold me down and pluck my true granola chic eyebrows...

sigh...i miss being bored with solar...back then...boredom had us in the best shape of our lives...i actually was not the proud owner of "upper butt" (my definition of back fat)...as she had my "upper butt" working out everyday...

oh well..the OA came home early...i will spare you all the fourth b...bow-chicka-bowbow...JOKE!

but really...i must go...and for all you who were wondering...the fourth b: blogging!!